In today’s news, IsraAID supports Ukrainians (Ureignians) following Dnipro attack, scientist warns of “unprecedented heatwaves” as global warming intensifies, lasers guide lightning in unprecedented experiment, fur products now banned in California, USA, Auckland barber gives free haircuts to the homeless, new report indicates escalating demand for vegan products in India, and sheep-person finds a new loving home in a loving sanctuary in United States.
The chuckle app is now up and running as the joke of the day is here. Let’s get right to it. This one’s called, “Autograph.”
“Two attendees were talking at a movie premiere…”
“I have to say. The star actress is really unfriendly. She doesn’t even want to give me her autograph.”
“No way! What did you ask her to sign?”
“A marriage certificate.”
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And now we have a heartline from Jing-Wen in China:
I was so excited to receive the notice that we could take part in the host recording of Supreme Master TV. I know Master is helping disciples to elevate through different ways so as to liberate us from the distracting thoughts of the world’s turmoil and to focus on the path of Love.
In the course of preparing costumes, lighting, make-up, and adjusting recording and playback equipment with initiated brothers and sisters, we were so innocent and cheerful, just like children, which made me deeply appreciate the abundance and satisfaction of living in God’s Glory.
Without Master shouldering the suffering for us, I can’t imagine how long it would take us to emerge from this boundless suffering sea. My silent tears rolled down unknowingly. Master, please help us to eradicate our ignorance and look in the same direction as You.
I pray that all Master’s missions be accomplished smoothly, the Supreme Master TV team works smoothly, and the vegan world be here soon! Jing-Wen from China
Enthusiastic Jing-Wen, Our appreciation for your kind heartline. We are privileged to have the opportunity to work for the world under the guidance of an enlightened Master. May heroic China lead by example by soon implementing Vegan Law, Supreme Master TV team
P.S. A loving response from Master awaits you: “Serene Jing-Wen, I am glad that you have learned the truth. We must all work to achieve World Vegan. Diligently practice the Quan Yin Method and Heaven awaits you. May you and the goodhearted people of China embrace Buddha’s teachings in your thoughts, speech and actions.”
