In today’s news, United States continues vital humanitarian response in Haiti, scientists in Italy discover COVID persisting in lung cells even months after a negative polymerase chain reaction (PCR) test, India and Egypt elevate their relationship to a “Strategic Partnership,” community-supported agriculture programs address food inequities in United States, oldest individual in world explains secrets to long life, Korean convenience store chain launches new vegan heat-and-eat meal line, and volunteers help turtle-hatchlings return to ocean in Australia.
I would like to share a neat tip with you. You may notice your sofa cushions lose their shape over time as they are being leaned and sat on every day. Give them new life and protect them from wear by occasionally fluffing all the removable cushions on your sofa. This will keep the fabric from stretching and the filling from flattening out. If the cushions are two-sided, turn them over from time to time to prevent uneven wear and retain their shape.
We just grabbed the following joke off the hilarity shelf, so let’s get right to it. It’s entitled “Lullaby.”
Late at night, a sleeping child wakes up and cries again. His father was afraid that the baby would bother the neighbor, so he quickly decides to sing a lullaby. But as soon as he starts, the neighbor yells out her window:
“It is OK! Just let the kid cry!”
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