Funny Non-Saints Stories, Part 2 of 3, Mar. 12, 1994

Tam Eccentric took his wife to the movies. It happened to be on a Sunday, so there was a big crowd outside at the ticket counter. And the two of them were elbowing their way through the crowd. While doing that, he was punched on his right side by a guy standing behind him. Oh, it was really painful. He turned angrily to see who it was. He said, "Are you serious, man?" The guy behind him was an ex-world champion boxer, he said, "I am serious, not kidding; I punched you for real." He saw this man's biceps bulging out like elephant's feet. So he gave a friendly smile and said, "If it's for real then OK. I hate anyone punching just for fun."