In today’s news, European Union Commissioner pledges funds to address Rohingya crisis and regional cooperation, Democratic Republic of Congo hit with mysterious illness that has claimed dozens of lives, India’s degraded lands turned into productive farms through technology, United Kingdom launches battery plant to power a million households, boy contributes to recycling initiatives and beach clean-ups to protect environment, school cafeteria in Florida, United States, serves only vegan meals to students, and wild tortoise-people in Colombia rescued from illegal traffickers.
Traveling safely is no small matter. If you’re a traveler like me, then I have a handy tip on how to keep your bags and luggage secure. Just use a carabiner clip to fasten the zipper pulls together. This essentially serves as a lock to prevent potential theft, especially in crowded areas. Simply use the carabiner to hook the two zipper pulls together or hook it to a zipper pull and the bag itself to keep the zipper closed. Safe travels!
The amusement sound system is all ready for the joke of the day, so let’s hear it. This one’s entitled “Perfect Timing.”
A husband and wife wanted to go out and enjoy a Sunday afternoon at the park:
“We’ll leave in about 1 hour, okay honey?”
“Sounds good, I’ll sit and meditate till you’re ready.”
“Will you set an alarm so you know when it’s time to go?”
“No need! It takes about 1 hour for my mind to settle down. So once my mind is clear and still, then I’ll know it’s time to go.”
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