Буддийские историиБаатар Явагч Их Хөлгөн СударМахавира Бурхны АмьдралRetreat in Hungary Feb 23 - Mar 7, 2005Blessings: Master Meets with Disciples, CompilationMaster Tells Jokes
Баяр баясалтай амьдар, лекцийн 7-ын 2-р хэсгийг31:45Баяр баясалтай амьдар, лекцийн 7-ын 2-р хэсгийгJohnny was having trouble with the toothache, so he visited the dentist. “If you extract a tooth, how much do you charge?” The dentist said, “Twenty dollars.” “What? Twenty dollars? Just for a tooth? It won’t take you a couple of minutes,” John exclaimed. So the dentist said, “Well, if you wish, I can make it longer.”This lion(-person) woke up one morning and felt very great. He felt so powerful tБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-04-17 773 Үзсэн402026-04-17Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Баяр баясалтай амьдар, лекцийн 7-ын 1-р хэсгийг41:05Баяр баясалтай амьдар, лекцийн 7-ын 1-р хэсгийгNew people? (Yes.) A lot of… English(-speaking)? (Yes.) OK. All the Westerners come here. All the English-speaking Westerners, the black, the white, the yellow, the red, the stripes. You come here. You’re good? You guys are going or coming? (Going.) Now? (9:00 to 9:30.) 9:30. Wow, you have two hours and a half. (Yes.) Ah, good, good enough, good enough, good enough. Yeah, yeah. Come in, come in, cБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-04-16 1033 Үзсэн68Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-16Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Гэгээрэлтэй хамт инээхүй, 8 цуврал лекцийн 8-р хэсгийг34:49Гэгээрэлтэй хамт инээхүй, 8 цуврал лекцийн 8-р хэсгийгThe school has just released the grades of the final exams. Mom asked, “Liza, I heard Rose next door got 99 points in math. What about you?” So, Liza said proudly, “I got one more point than her.” Mom was happy, “You got 100 points, girl?” Liza said, “No, I got 9.9.” Only 99 points, and this one, 9.9.A distinctive businessman, Jack, told his son one day, “I have selected a girl whom you are to marБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-04-15 1114 Үзсэн63Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-15Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Гэгээрэлтэй хамт инээхүй, 8 цуврал лекцийн 7-р хэсгийг33:49Гэгээрэлтэй хамт инээхүй, 8 цуврал лекцийн 7-р хэсгийгOne day, two schoolgirls went to the library to review lessons. Kate was helping Lily with the revision. “What’s the meaning of this word?” So, Lily scratched her head and said, “I forgot. Beats me (idiom for ‘I don’t know’).” So, Kate beat Lily and then told her the meaning of the word. A few days later, they went to the library together again. Kate asked Lily again the meaning of that word. LilyБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-04-14 1351 Үзсэн66Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-14Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Гэгээрэлтэй хамт инээхүй, 8 цуврал лекцийн 6-р хэсгийг29:50Гэгээрэлтэй хамт инээхүй, 8 цуврал лекцийн 6-р хэсгийгSonny said to Dad, “Dad, what is creeping inflation?” His father said, “Creeping inflation is when your mother starts out asking for new shoes and ends up with a complete new outfit.” Are there such families? They always complain about women’s spending. I don’t know, is it true? (Yes.) (It’s true.) (Sometimes.)A plane is about to take off. An airline hostess announces, “Ladies and gentlemen, pleasБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-04-13 1414 Үзсэн64Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-13Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Гэгээрэлтэй хамт инээхүй, 8 цуврал лекцийн 5-р хэсгийг32:39Гэгээрэлтэй хамт инээхүй, 8 цуврал лекцийн 5-р хэсгийгA recruiting ad for a French learning class says the following, “If you find you do not like this course and want to quit after the first class, you can request to refund your tuition, but you must say this in French.” Then you have to stay. Right? (Yes.) You understand? (Yes.)A teacher said to the students, “Why did you do so poorly on the exam?” Kitty, “The degrees of my glasses are not good enoБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-04-12 1797 Үзсэн67Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-12Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Гэгээрэлтэй хамт инээхүй, 8 цуврал лекцийн 4-р хэсгийг29:27Гэгээрэлтэй хамт инээхүй, 8 цуврал лекцийн 4-р хэсгийгThe teacher asked a student, “Why don’t you brush your teeth? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning.” The student said, “What did I have?” The teacher said, “Cornflakes.” So, the student said, “You are wrong. That was yesterday.”A little boy was praying in the church. “Oh, dear God, I have a small wish. Please move the capital to New York.” A priest nearby heard him and asked him, “WhyБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-04-11 2084 Үзсэн76Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-11Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Гэгээрэлтэй хамт инээхүй, 8 цуврал лекцийн 3-р хэсгийг33:11Гэгээрэлтэй хамт инээхүй, 8 цуврал лекцийн 3-р хэсгийгDaddy number one says, “I always stress to my kids that there must be three -sions for success: Mission, passion and vision.” OK. So, dad number two: “And the outcome?” Dad number one says again, “Alas, there is only one television in their hearts.” Kids! Only one “-sion” in their hearts, that’s television. I hope it is the Supreme Master Television.This one is really bad, even though it’s a privaБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-04-10 2089 Үзсэн77Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-10Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Гэгээрэлтэй хамт инээхүй, 8 цуврал лекцийн 2-р хэсгийг32:15Гэгээрэлтэй хамт инээхүй, 8 цуврал лекцийн 2-р хэсгийгLittle Johnny said, “Daddy, I want to ask you a question.” After a first day in Sunday school. So Daddy said, “OK.” And little Johnny said, “Oh, the teacher was reading the Bible to us, all about the children of Israel building this temple and the children of Israel crossing the Red Sea. The children of Israel do this, do that. What have all the adults been doing?” It’s true, huh? They do nothing,Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-04-09 2414 Үзсэн80Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-09Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Гэгээрэлтэй хамт инээхүй, 8 цуврал лекцийн 1-р хэсгийг38:41Гэгээрэлтэй хамт инээхүй, 8 цуврал лекцийн 1-р хэсгийг(Going home.) What time? (Yes, I’m going home in two hours.) (I’m going home alone tomorrow.) Are you both going home? (No.) (Just him alone.) (My mom and I.) Just pointing at this and that. Aren’t you two going home to the same house? (No.) Why do you two look so alike, like brothers? (It was in a past life.) (In a past life.) In a past life, in a past life. Hey! You’re all going home, leaving meБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-04-08 2794 Үзсэн101Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-08Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Хувилгаан дүрүүд болон Асурын биесийн ялгаа, хэмээх 10 цуврал лекцийн 10-р хэсгийг34:59Хувилгаан дүрүүд болон Асурын биесийн ялгаа, хэмээх 10 цуврал лекцийн 10-р хэсгийгI’m just too sensitive. When I went up to take a bath and change my clothes, I felt very ashamed. Why do I have so much discrimination in my mind? But I could not bear it. So I bowed fully, from head to toe. Not really bowing; what I meant is I apologized to them, saying: “I’m sorry. I respect you very much, I just couldn’t bear it.” Then I went to take a bath. For fear that their souls would smelБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-04-07 2405 Үзсэн70Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-07Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Хувилгаан дүрүүд болон Асурын биесийн ялгаа, хэмээх 10 цуврал лекцийн 9-р хэсгийг35:38Хувилгаан дүрүүд болон Асурын биесийн ялгаа, хэмээх 10 цуврал лекцийн 9-р хэсгийгOh dear, we laughed too much! Laughing too much will make you shed tears. Humans are so weird. Whether they’re in the most painful state or the most… (Happy.) happy, their facial expressions look pretty much the same – with tears streaming down their faces. Our brains are a bit ignorant. When they perceive our excitement, whether it is excitement from regret, or excitement from happiness, they stiБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-04-06 2449 Үзсэн72Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-06Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Хувилгаан дүрүүд болон Асурын биесийн ялгаа, хэмээх 10 цуврал лекцийн 8-р хэсгийг37:57Хувилгаан дүрүүд болон Асурын биесийн ялгаа, хэмээх 10 цуврал лекцийн 8-р хэсгийг(If we think more deeply, how profound was Milarepa’s faith in His Master, and to what extent? Should you encounter such kind of Master, I can tell you, by the second test, You all would have run off.) (One moment He could get drunk, and another He could deny what He said, and even His wife didn’t believe Him. How could we ever believe in such a Master? But then…) Wonderful, wonderful. It would beБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-04-05 2561 Үзсэн82Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-05Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Хувилгаан дүрүүд болон Асурын биесийн ялгаа, хэмээх 10 цуврал лекцийн 7-р хэсгийг33:25Хувилгаан дүрүүд болон Асурын биесийн ялгаа, хэмээх 10 цуврал лекцийн 7-р хэсгийгIt’s fine to talk, it’s fine. It’s also fine for you to talk. (They don’t like to hear me talk; they like to listen to You.) I’m not prepared to give a lecture here. Now there is no topic. Tong, do you have a topic? Just say anything. Ah! You must talk. Drag him into this. Right. He is always near me. How nice. Just say something. (Nothing. There is no sound.) There is, there are other mics. ThereБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-04-04 2626 Үзсэн78Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-04Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Хувилгаан дүрүүд болон Асурын биесийн ялгаа, хэмээх 10 цуврал лекцийн 6-р хэсгийг36:26Хувилгаан дүрүүд болон Асурын биесийн ялгаа, хэмээх 10 цуврал лекцийн 6-р хэсгийгAfter that, the servant continued to say, “Do you know? Our female lama there, oh, she is terrific! Sometime ago, some people stole her things. She simply looked into a bowl with just water inside, and from looking into the water she knew who the thief was and where the stolen things were. Then she told people to arrest him.” After hearing that, the two men dared not say more. Good, the matter wasБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-04-03 2764 Үзсэн84Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-03Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Хувилгаан дүрүүд болон Асурын биесийн ялгаа, хэмээх 10 цуврал лекцийн 5-р хэсгийг34:48Хувилгаан дүрүүд болон Асурын биесийн ялгаа, хэмээх 10 цуврал лекцийн 5-р хэсгийгHave you ever read “The Little Prince?” (Yes.) It’s a very good book. What’s so good about it? It is very noble, very pure and clean, not forcing anything on anyone. But in the book, there’re lots of substances. For example, the little prince… On his own small planet there is a tree. He says there is a kind of tree. He says that kind of tree has to be uprooted at sight. Yes? (Yes.) If you don’t erБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-04-02 2966 Үзсэн99Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-02Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Хувилгаан дүрүүд болон Асурын биесийн ялгаа, хэмээх 10 цуврал лекцийн 4-р хэсгийг34:23Хувилгаан дүрүүд болон Асурын биесийн ялгаа, хэмээх 10 цуврал лекцийн 4-р хэсгийгFor some people who practice black magic or white magic, after they die, they still linger around, still stranded, staying around that kind of… We can say that it’s the state of “having nowhere to go,” not belonging to any place. Or, in Esoteric Buddhism, we call it “the intermediate state.” After one dies, he doesn’t belong to this world, but he also does not belong to another world yet. Not beloБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-04-01 3156 Үзсэн108Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-01Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Хувилгаан дүрүүд болон Асурын биесийн ялгаа, хэмээх 10 цуврал лекцийн 3-р хэсгийг35:16Хувилгаан дүрүүд болон Асурын биесийн ялгаа, хэмээх 10 цуврал лекцийн 3-р хэсгийгHe (an initiate) had practiced other methods before. He didn’t say who his master was. But once his practice reached a certain level, he was able to give lectures like this. He could speak many words of inspiration, as if he had some kind of psychic connection from inside. It was as if someone was speaking to him, and he would just relay the messages. He used to be able to do it, and after a whileБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-03-31 3223 Үзсэн115Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-03-31Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Хувилгаан дүрүүд болон Асурын биесийн ялгаа, хэмээх 10 цуврал лекцийн 2-р хэсгийг33:51Хувилгаан дүрүүд болон Асурын биесийн ялгаа, хэмээх 10 цуврал лекцийн 2-р хэсгийгIf you’ve watched the video of me in Japan, you’d have seen me eating vegan hot pot. Have you? (Yes.) They thought that I was enjoying worldly pleasures every day. I tell you, it was only one time, only that time. We ate until we were so full that for one month we didn’t want to eat anymore. Why is that? There were only three or four of us. I don’t know when they had already eaten stealthily. By tБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-03-30 3276 Үзсэн106Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-03-30Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Хувилгаан дүрүүд болон Асурын биесийн ялгаа, хэмээх 10 цуврал лекцийн 1-р хэсгийг37:04Хувилгаан дүрүүд болон Асурын биесийн ялгаа, хэмээх 10 цуврал лекцийн 1-р хэсгийгMaster was concerned that, every Sunday, when initiates from all over Taiwan (Formosa) gather in Miaoli for group meditation, the kitchen team works too hard to feed thousands of people. So, Master instructed we split into groups to grill sweetcorn, sweet potatoes, taro, vegan meatballs, dried tofu, vegan ham, vegan pizza, and even cook vegan hot pots, etc. Everyone is grilling vegan ham, vegan stБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-03-29 3875 Үзсэн127Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-03-29Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ